What sound does a blog make if no-one's there to hear it? Ignoble Truths is Stephan's attempt to find the answer to this and other questions.

1/28/2003

State of the Union



Everyone seems to be having fun tonight taking apart Bush's State of the Union speech. This is all I'll say about it:

Imagine, just for a second, that you were the president of the United States. Imagine you are in charge of an insane amount of weapons of mass destruction. You are preoccupied with denying other countries such weapons of mass destruction. Your foreign policy agenda depends on your assessment of the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. Frankly, your entire political career is staked on issues concerning weapons of mass destruction.

Wouldn't you at least make sure you could pronounce the word "nuclear"?

1/27/2003

Listening to Books



When you've worked at a bookstore for a while, strange things start to happen.

The other day, I was going through the store, just ordering the shelves, putting books back in their places, straightening out the shelves. All of a sudden, the combined literary weight of hundreds of thousands of books hit me square in the solar plexus. I looked around me.

Every single one of those books contained someone's hard-earned ideas. Every one contained dozens, if not hundreds of stories of what it means to be human.

I looked at the shelves, astonished that the weight of humanity wasn't snapping them, sending thousands of books cascading down onto the floor in an eruption of dust and paper.

There is something that happens almost daily at the store: A customer will walk in the door, take a deep whiff and exclaim: "The smell of old books!" If you've ever been in a used book store, you know the smell of books. It's very powerful, and most people have positive associations with it. But did you know that books also make a sound?

On that certain day, when I had my epiphany while shelving, I closed my eyes and listened to the books. There, at the very edge of perception, far below the din of the street, the squeeky shoes of patrons, the muffled punk music coming from the up-stairs apartment, there was a little tiny voice. The tiny voice of thousands of books calling out. You can only hear it because they all call out the same thing.

I thought about this for a second. Yes, it was true: all these thousands of books all have the same thing to say. Millions of stories in different permutations of characters, situations, settings, complexity and style, but every single one has the same underlying message. I strained harder to hear what it was.

I couldn't quite make it out. I'll keep listening.